I grew up in a carpenters workshop – my mum made extra money by painting on pine furniture that my step father had made. Decades later, having toyed with the odd painted cupboard, I am wondering whether paintings aren’t altogether better presented on a three dimensional object. Here is my first tester. It’s not-very-imaginatively called “TV Cupboard with Guy Martin’s Eyes”. I’m now “eyeing” up other bits of furniture in my house to unleash the gloss paint onto. What do you think?